Oh No Moar Internets!

Fuck this shit it's time for www.GeekNGamer.com

2008-07-02T11:58:00.000-07:00

I shouldn't really post this but I am now working as a staff writer for www.geekngamer.com! It's supposed to be anon, but seeing as you guys even my regulars have no idea who I am, seems to be ok to post the location of any of my new musings. So anyways...Check it out www.geekngamer.com Blog, Porn, The Internetz, Comedy, Bullshit Tech Reporting, General Tech, Films, Scifi, Gaming, Software, The

If James Bond Was A Homeless...

2008-05-13T07:55:00.001-07:00

Homeless 007 - Watch more free videos

All Hail The Real Life Puss In Boots!

2008-05-13T07:34:00.001-07:00

Caturday: Tiny Cat

2008-04-17T08:37:00.000-07:00

Caturday: WTF Is This?

2008-04-17T06:45:00.000-07:00

A Beyond Awesome Wedding.

2008-04-17T06:39:00.001-07:00

No, I've not gone gay... just check it. They did it for the lulz.

Here's a mad idea that might just work...

2008-04-16T02:30:00.000-07:00

Today's Slashdot article on how hax0rs have butt raped Hotmail Captcha signals that 'Captcha' as a security tool has seen much better days. So why not use Kittens? No rly. At least that's what one fella thinks. How does it work? It's simple, the guy reasons that a computer, although apparently pretty apt and telling letters from non-letters in terms of a graphic, will be hard pressed to tell

The Hit Grip.

2008-04-15T12:47:00.001-07:00

This may or not be a scan/direct quote from "Put 'Em Down, Take 'Em Out: Knife Fighting Tecniques From Folsom Prison" the book I was discussing in today's previous post.

Knife Fighting is Awesome.

2008-04-15T09:14:00.000-07:00

For reasons that are best left a mystery, today I found myself reading this page about knife fighting and what utter rubbish it is. It's an entertaining read from someone who obviously knows what they are talking about - it's always good to have a pop at the culture devourers who pick and choose what they want and think they know what they are talking about I find, I digress, What I mean is,

The Real Way Things Were Invented Or Discovered.

2008-04-13T05:53:00.000-07:00

Ever wonder how things actually came to be? This article is a look at how some of the things we take for granted in the modern age were first suggested.Example - The need for warmth.Two cavemen stand freezing in their tatty loincloths.They are shaking but doing their best to try and keep warm stamping on the floor and such like. In the distance a Woolly Mammoth grazes.Caveman 1 sniffs and stamps

Understatement.

2008-04-04T15:24:00.000-07:00

Hurrah For Boredom...

2008-03-20T10:48:00.000-07:00

Lego: Gorilla Drummer Cadbury AdvertUploaded by Inglis93

The 5 Most Needlessly Epic Metal Music Videos

2008-03-05T09:24:00.000-08:00

The following is a list of the five most needlessly epic metal (or there abouts) music videos I still for some reason totally approve of. Enjoy.1. Cradle of filth - NymphetamineSynopsis: It takes nearly 9 mins for her to take her shoe off while Danny Filth wears a dress and makes love to the microphone. And that's just the beginning of the epicness.2. Rammstein - SonneSynopsis: Snow White gives

Facebook Group "... i openly hate 13 year old girls who pose holding bottles of smirnoff ice."

2008-03-05T07:02:00.000-08:00

Oh I bet you do!I also bet that 95% of the chicks in that group WERE the 13 year old girls who posed holding bottles of smirnoff ice but a few short years ago. I actually do have photographic proof of this... after all it was someone on my Facebook friends list who brought this group to my attention by rather joining it... But I can't be bothered. We all know what's going on here!Irony and

This Is Awesome: Leeroy Jenkins Trading Card...

2008-03-05T05:03:00.001-08:00

May be old news to some, but I think the fact Leeroy Jenkins has his own WoW trading card is win.

Imperial Tech Support...

2008-03-05T04:55:00.000-08:00

This what happens when I announce I am doing Tech Support today...Mr R.Today at 12:33pmI'm having trouble with my death star.I'ts 99.99% indestructible.What can I do to remove the "point 01"Digital Nobody.Today at 12:35pmThis is a common problem Sir, have you considered nailing some sheet metal or criss-cross fencing over the exhaust port? We also advice the summary execution of all Bothan's in

Fucktarded Tech Reporting Strikes Again.

2008-03-04T11:54:00.000-08:00

Below is a screen cap from an "article" of "news reporting" currently featured on the BBC website. Just read the caption below the picture...If that's the case (which I am pretty sure it is...) then why fucking mention it in the first place? Because a picture of WoW would look prettier than a picture of an encrypted VPN session?I often wonder where the mainstream tech news authors come from.1995.

5 Random Bizare Classified Ads from Gumtree.com London

2008-03-04T06:48:00.000-08:00

Recently a friend of mine brought this otherwise handy, for anyone who doesn't know it's like a local kinda 'Ebay' and job search site the Aussie's and South African's which frequent London use to sell cheap things when they go back home, sites classified section to my attention.I am not kidding when I say it's completely lulzworthy; possibly the most lulzworthy thing I've seen all year.The site

Best Cat Picture Evah!

2008-02-29T07:54:00.001-08:00

Battlestar Galactica Season 4 Preview - FTW

2008-02-29T05:30:00.000-08:00

Sith Cat...

2008-02-26T09:04:00.001-08:00

You've seen the picture... Now wear the T-Shirt...Click to Buy!

I think, therefore I am a hardcore casual gamer. The real future of the games industry...

2008-02-22T05:46:00.000-08:00

Looking at the way the gaming world has evolved it'd be pretty stupid to lump all modern “Gamers” into the historical stereotype of nerdy, single, over- or under-weight guys with nothing better to do than perhaps play the odd game of tabletop Dungeons & Dragons and lay the smack down on Doom for several weeks with other local geeks and a self-organised LAN party – but this is exactly how wider

Sam Carter...

2008-02-21T07:20:00.000-08:00

Fat Kids

2008-01-14T08:46:00.001-08:00

Oscar Pistorius - Cheat.

2008-01-14T08:38:00.000-08:00

Lib Dem orly?

2007-12-19T09:34:00.000-08:00

The UK smoking ban is bollocks... and not just on principle.

2007-12-19T04:47:00.001-08:00

When other countries have decided to institute a 'smoking ban', things have been planned out. Places had time to chose, arrange and more importantly heat their smoking areas. The idea of smoking outside isn't bad when accompanied with heating and a proper place to stand or sit, indeed, the whole concept of a "smoking ban" almost works on those terms - if it has to happen at all.Dublin is a great

Muhammad is the perfect name for a teddy.

2007-11-29T09:16:00.000-08:00

My Teddy is Muhammad. Wanna fight about it?Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7118245.stm

Chris Rock totally has a point.

2007-11-29T08:58:00.001-08:00

Yo, Spice Girls, ever get the impression no one gives a fuck?

2007-11-17T06:48:00.001-08:00

Seriously. Give it up. Your "come back" is the most depressing thing I've ever had the displeasure of witnessing. And yeah, congratulations on your attempted hijacking of the BBC Children In Need Event on Friday the 16th of November. When I could bare to watch no longer, they had made 10 Million pounds for the entire event...How much did you four assholes, in particular Victoria Beckham make last

I have had it with Firefox.

2007-11-15T12:27:00.000-08:00

I remember the concept of "taking back the web" - I remember the spin. I remember how Firefox grew from a good idea to a feasible market force, and I remember how almost the instant it was credible as an alternative to Internet Explorer, the most ill conceived bit of software in history, things started to go wrong.As an aside regarding Internet Explorer, who on Earth thought it a good idea to

Still Alive!

2007-11-14T04:44:00.001-08:00

Don't fear folks, I am still alive, just really busy with work. Watch this space.

Check this site out; post your synopsis of movie plots!

2007-11-01T07:50:00.001-07:00

There is some serious potential for lulz here.It's a site, which allows you to quickly register and post your synopsis of a movies plot, or an alternative synopsis to a movie plot that has already been posted.Check it out - http://movieplots.pcriot.com.Somegems from the site...Predator 2 Predator 2: Danny Glover is too old for this shit. He's a cop and he's pissed off, drug dealers have taken

The 5 Greatest on/off science fiction romances of all time...

2007-10-31T07:04:00.000-07:00

Here are my top five greatest on/off science fiction romances of all time. Feel the love.#5 Dr Jackson & Vala from SG1Picture the scene; a leather clad gun toting, possibly alien parasite infected, megolomanical - but hot assed, apparent 'space pirate' (space pirates are awesome) boards your ship with ease, ditches your shipmates and has you at her mercy. That's right - picture it. This is the

Chick from species to star in Kane's Wrath.

2007-10-31T05:57:00.000-07:00

From the Kane's Wrath Blog; "Natasha Henstridge, also known as "the chick from Species" and more importantly to my mind, Ghosts of Mars (check it out) will be joined by Marcus Dixon (alias) and C&C veteran Joe Kucan who reprises his role as Leader of The Brotherhood of Nod Kane."Ghosts of Mars: Alien Zombies from Mars. I thought you couldn't beat that. And now she is all NOD terrorist blapping

You're doing it wrong.

2007-10-29T09:31:00.001-07:00

How Adsense works - for retards.

2007-10-23T11:23:00.000-07:00

Some spaz writes in my comment system;"I could care less about your feelings on Rowling, but having ads for her books and things on your site is beyond ironic......... and Pathetic as well." - Anon.I love the capital "P" there sport!Anyways...Google chooses what ads I run, not me... you don't know how Adsense works do you? I don't have any say in it, I can block ads by specific URL (but only 500

This week's improbable deaths!

2007-10-23T05:44:00.000-07:00

One could have easily escaped my attention, but these two strange deaths in the same week? I just have to comment. To be fair, it's not as if they are that funny; it's the improbability of both tragic events that has wow'd me. Check it out, you'll see what I mean...1. Man Dies During Reenactment of Historical Battle.Apparently his opponents lance shattered on impact with the poor knight and a

Funniest Movie Death Scenes 1.5

2007-10-23T05:34:00.000-07:00

Why I hate JK Rowling.

2007-10-22T06:11:00.000-07:00

Rowling this week outed Dumbledore as being "gay".Oh I bet she fucking did!I hate this women.I know hate is a strong word, but I do. I am not proud of it either. It's just how I feel about the chick. Why? Let me explain...Let me start by saying that first and foremost I consider the Harry Potter works bordering upon plagiarised. Where from? Lets start with Lord of The Rings (monsters, high

"Mother Fucking Zombies" a film with Samual L. Jackson.

2007-10-18T03:49:00.000-07:00

"Somewhere on American soil in a top secret government scientific base a dangerous and terrifying virus has escaped the confines of the lab it was breed in. The infected scientist having become Zombie like walking killing machines, who crave human blood and flesh, have disrupted other top secret experiments at the base; including a Sonic Super Weapon (tm), which has been accidentally activated

Waste Time Online?

2007-10-16T03:00:00.000-07:00

Don't depair - we all do it these days, it's the new rock and roll, and this site is turning out to be a great link dump for the internet Mick Jaggar- a site to aid our online time wastage to be remembered, check it out - no registration, no score, no pseudo karma, just links for you to decide if you like or not - because frankly, who really cares if someone else likes a site as long as you do?

Simon Pegg to play Scotty - Awesome.

2007-10-13T05:51:00.000-07:00

"Brit thespo Simon Pegg, who's previously entertained the crowds in Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz, will play a young Scotty in the next celluloid Star Trek outing, Reuters reports. Pegg joins Zoe Saldana as Uhura, Anton Yelchin as Chekov, John Cho as Sulu and Zachary Quinto as Spock in the film which reportedly, and logically, "chronicles the early days of the Enterprise crew". Leonard Nimoy

Best Halo 3 advert. Ever.

2007-10-12T10:32:00.000-07:00

Awesome film characters you've forgotten or missed.

2007-10-12T09:21:00.000-07:00

The films may not have been so great, but the characters: Wicked Awesome. 1. Burt Gummer – The Survivalist from Tremors. Who, and why you forgot them: You may have forgotten this guy; but I suspect if you don't know him you haven't' actually seen the film or the latter series. It's impossible to truly erase such awesomeness from the Human brain, that'd just be too tragic. It's not allowed. So

K, a little help. What in holy hell is this slot?

2007-10-12T05:50:00.000-07:00

Ok,So this may well be a newbish question but it's been a few years since I actually took a new computer apart to add anything. I open this box, a Slimline HP Pavilion this morning expecting to find an AGP slot and a PCI slot, maybe two - and instead I am greeted with this.So the question, stupid as it may be, is simple; what in the holy hell is that slot? And yes before you troll, I have Googled

Stone Age Tech Support.

2007-10-11T04:33:00.000-07:00

(Karyuu) The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:(karyuu) This fire help. Me Groog(karyuu) Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work.(karyuu) You have flint and stone?(karyuu) Ugh(karyuu) You hit them together?(karyuu) Ugh(karyuu) What happen?(karyuu) Fire not work(karyuu) (sigh) Make spark?(karyuu) No

Who the fuck searches Reddit for...

2007-10-11T03:06:00.000-07:00

http://reddit.com/search?q=old women nude?As taken from my referers list. Seriously, who was that? Why?You know who you are!Top Tip: Google search for pr0n ftw.

Old women gets the horn - no really, unicorn style.

2007-10-11T00:54:00.000-07:00

Deep in the depths of Zhanjiang south China a 95 year old woman has sprouted a 12 centimetre long horn on her forehead - seemingly for no reason what so ever. Doctors are said to be "baffled" by the protrusion - and can only speculate that the women, Xiou Ling is suffering some kind of rare and obscure "hormone imbalance".Is that some kind of entry level pun do you think? Horn-Mone? I'd like to

Wang and schwartz.

2007-10-10T06:38:00.000-07:00

Digital Nobody says:i need an article for today but my mind is blankPeter says:discuss the modern usage of the word wangPeter says:http://www.answers.com/wangDigital Nobody says:They did seem to like the word wang on that vista article. And by article I mean, heat of the moment rant.Peter says:follow it upPeter says:try to also use the term schwartzDigital Nobody says:hahahDigital Nobody says:

The way we were.

2007-10-10T02:53:00.000-07:00

I can no longer sit in a bar and smoke.I swear down I was born in the wrong decade. Possibly century.

Vista is just a massive donkey wang.

2007-10-09T13:42:00.000-07:00

So my girlfriend gets a new computer a month ago, we buy it off the shelf in a high street store because, shit, it doesn't have to do much, run Firefox, run MSN generally not crash and Jesus H Christ I'd have a happy girlfriend. The new box is running Vista, so this makes me twitch a bit, a new operating system isn't something I want to expose someone who doesn't give two fucks about a box unless

Tongue Based Freak Show.

2007-10-09T06:57:00.000-07:00

glumbert - Tongue DanceStupid site's video wouldn't embed.Consider the head.

Kane's Wrath - Great Blog.

2007-10-09T05:36:00.001-07:00

Check out this great fansite for the forthcoming expansion pack for Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars, named Kane's Wrath. New units, new GUI, new lots of stuff. The blog covers it all.

86 Rules of Boozing - Myths dispelled.

2007-10-08T09:24:00.000-07:00

Here is a list of 86 "Rules of Boozing", originally published here:http://www.drunkard.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htmThere are some I disagree with quite strongly, so I've chosen to comment upon them below mainly for my own clarification.13. If he (the barman) makes it (your drink) too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.No he won't. Well, only if there are about five

"Ho ho ho" of the day.

2007-10-08T08:58:00.001-07:00

Kitty Piano Bong.

2007-10-08T06:13:00.001-07:00

Moar Internets Mailing List!

2007-10-04T07:50:00.000-07:00

I have to go away for work...

2007-10-04T03:58:00.001-07:00

But I shall return on Monday. Until then Internet people. Until then.

Jesus in a pint? Orly.

2007-10-03T16:46:00.001-07:00

Best 'Flash Mobs' Ever.

2007-10-03T08:04:00.001-07:00

Here is a collection of some of the most amusing flash mobs ever videoed and stuck up on the net. In case you don't know what a flash mob is wiki describes the phenomenon as; "a large group of people who assemble suddenly in a public place, do something unusual for a brief period of time, then quickly disperse." What could possibly be more awesome?Cosplay Dance RoutineIncluded for

Impromptu Cosplay Street Dance == Win.

2007-10-03T07:51:00.000-07:00

I'd love to see someone pull off a flash mob like this in person. I'd wet myself. Awesome stuff.

Never A Truer Word Spoken.

2007-10-03T07:40:00.001-07:00

http://www.buttafly.com/originals/friendster2.phpUse this guide against those people on your social networking profiles. In particular those which discuss fat chicks. It is amazingly accurate.

Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later...

2007-10-02T09:10:00.000-07:00

http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/fr/-/1/hi/england/merseyside/7022835.stmSeriously, of all the female P.E teachers in the world and the percentage of them being a certain way inclined as high as it is; this was bound to happen, sooner or later.I managed to express my point without specifically saying anything - therefore you know it's valid.Am I right or what?

dol-*-196-104-59.dol.gov

2007-10-02T09:01:00.000-07:00

dol-*-196-104-59.dol.gov <-- You there at the US Department of Labour, get the fuck back to work and stop wasting your time and tax payers money reading this blog! K, tnks.

Anna from Tekken 3 does look a lot like the Orly Owl... Discuss.

2007-10-02T06:18:00.001-07:00

The Worlds best famous last words.

2007-10-02T04:50:00.001-07:00

Here is a list of famous last words worthy of note, I've split the list into three catagories, deep, amusing and cool. Deep Last Words Ned Kelly the Australian folk hero, outlaw and legend's last words were "I suppose it had to come to this. Such is life." These said with a smile as the as the hangman adjusted the hood to cover Ned's face moments before he was hanged. Giacomo Casanova said “

Off to get drunk for weekend.

2007-09-28T08:23:00.000-07:00

Video to follow. K thanks.

My comment on the 'World's Weirdest/Stupidest Conspiracy Theories'.

2007-09-26T07:21:00.001-07:00

http://www.boingboing.net/2007/09/25/list-of-the-worlds-w.html1. Stephen King killed John Lennon. Proposed by Steve Lightfoot.I only wish this were true – the sheer randomness factor wins. I knew a guy once, who told me that as a kid he went to the Kings famous Halloween parties, apparently he lived nearby somewhere in Maine I think; he told me that the only thing scarier than a good Stephen King

What ever happened to cool Video Game related Television?

2007-09-25T10:11:00.000-07:00

What ever happened to amusing, edgy cool and generally kick ass video game related TV?Who remembers the now legendary Games Master (broadcast on Channel 4 in the UK) and perhaps less well known but equally kick ass Games World (broadcast on Sky TV)?I do.Now, the important part of the article is toward the end, but bare with me.The other day while watching the Greatest 100 Kids TV shows for the

Yeah so check out the Family Guy Star Wars special if you ain't already.

2007-09-25T05:37:00.000-07:00

It's totally awesome... It's totally on Youtube. But if I link you directly to it I fear that Fox and the M.P.A.A will prolly shunt a S.W.A.T team in through my window, and or tell Google what a morally reprehensible human being I am for aiding TV Program theft (ps. It's called a VCR) by linking;. And I'd like to keep that secret for now. And I'd rather they didn't turn off my Blog so yeah...

Is the race to complete a working spaceship propulsion system on?

2007-09-21T04:41:00.000-07:00

There has oddly been quite a lot in the media of late about new and interesting spaceship engine/propulsion designs – now the only reason this is odd is because I wasn't aware given the so called 'global war on terror' and general climate of doom and gloom that we (are lead to believe we) all live in that space exploration was top of anyone's agenda. Or is it?Earlier this week we saw a

Rapper The Game claims he is the police, the hip hop police.

2007-09-21T03:56:00.000-07:00

US rapper The Game has appeared in court after being charged with impersonating a police officer.Police said the star told a cab driver he was an undercover officer in 2006, ordering him to run several red lights.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7006214.stmDigital Nobody says;Which is all great in principle until you realise that the dude has two quite large tattoo's on his face, one of

'God' apparently responds to lawsuit.

2007-09-21T03:47:00.000-07:00

A legislator who filed a lawsuit against God has gotten something he might not have expected: a response. One of two court filings from "God" came Wednesday under otherworldly circumstances, according to John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha."This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here — poof!" Friend said.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/

Best quote evah.

2007-09-20T12:48:00.000-07:00

[upparoom] So this chick I know is suing her Birth Control maker[upparoom] She started taking it and gained a bunch of weight.[upparoom] She went from a size 5 to a size 22 and lost most of her hair.[upparoom] I'm thinking...[upparoom] thats some pretty damn effective birth control..Source: http://qdb.us/85329

1 In 33 Teens Admit Trying Meth. Photo or it didn't happen.

2007-09-20T11:08:00.000-07:00

A new survey shows that one in 33 U.S. teens has tried meth, nearly a quarter say it would be easy to get meth, and some see benefits to meth use.The survey included about 2,600 students aged 12-17 at 43 public, private, and parochial junior and senior high schools nationwide. The margin of error is on average +/- 2 percentage points.During class last spring, the students completed the

Saw IV - What in the holy fuck.

2007-09-20T11:07:00.000-07:00

In Soviet Russia, the DHS control your mind.

2007-09-20T08:01:00.001-07:00

The future of U.S. anti-terrorism technology could lie near the end of a Moscow subway line in a circular dungeon-like room with a single door and no windows. Here, at the Psychotechnology Research Institute, human subjects submit to experiments aimed at manipulating their subconscious minds.A dungeon-like room in the Psychotechnology Research Institute in Moscow is used for human testing. The

Random pic of the day.

2007-09-20T06:57:00.001-07:00

Resident Evil: Extinction, September 21st.

2007-09-20T03:13:00.000-07:00

I liked the first two. Zombies are cool. This looks like Land Of The Dead a bit. But lets face it, Land Of The Dead was pretty poor - so things can only get better.Review to follow.

In bizarre twist of fate Florida veterinarian extracts 7-inch toy rubber lizard from real lizard.

2007-09-20T03:05:00.000-07:00

Seven-year-old Finley Collins thought her pet 12-inch bearded dragon might be giving birth when she noticed an unusual protrusion near the lizard's tail. But Finley's father, Jeff Collins, feared it might be something more ominous and rushed Mushu to an animal hospital, where a veterinarian pulled out a 7-inch toy rubber lizard. "I've never extracted a

Army Overlords Demonstrate Pain Ray On Insolent Journalist.

2007-09-20T02:53:00.000-07:00

Slashdot Says;Fantastic Lad writes to tell us that journalist Michael Hanlon recently got the opportunity to experience the Army's new not-so-secret weapon, dubbed "Silent Guardian". The Silent Guardian is essentially (even though the creators prefer you not refer to it as such) a ray gun, emitting a focused beam of radiation similar to your microwave tuned to a specific frequency to stimulate

Zeroes - I laughed so much I pee'd a bit. No honestly.

2007-09-19T09:04:00.001-07:00

Star Wars: The Musical

2007-09-19T07:57:00.000-07:00

Chat Like A Pirate.

2007-09-19T05:06:00.000-07:00

Karate Party doesn’t go in for all the actual hard work of dressing up like a pirate, or running away to sea. No, we are all about the Internet. If we cannot put it online, then we do not want to hear about it. So when we say ‘chat like a pirate’ we actually mean type like a pirate, and we say ‘like a pirate’ we mean like a pirate that is on the Internet. We don’t mean pirates in the music

Finally we get to use the Wiimote for its intended purpose - as a lightsaber.

2007-09-19T04:56:00.001-07:00

So what if the Wii cannot handle the awesome 'next-generation' physics engine the other consoles will enjoy when Star Wars: The Force Unleashed is released. It gets duel mode! DUEL MODE! LucasArts announced today that Krome Studios is developing a version of the game for the Nintendo console, and players will finally get to use the Wiimote for its intended purpose - as a lightsaber.With the

The Star Trek Deep Space 9 Drinking Game!

2007-09-19T04:19:00.000-07:00

This is classic...Before the show starts, everyone picks a character. Everytime the character you picked gets into a confrontation, conflict, or fight, take a drink. Plus take a drink whenever: Something isn't working properly on the station. Anyone says 'DS9' as the name of the space station. Violence breaks out on the promenade ring. The wormhole is shown/opens (this includes the opening

Make no mistake, this is how bad sci-fi starts.

2007-09-19T04:16:00.000-07:00

Make no mistake, this is how bad sci-fi starts.LIMA (AFP) - Villagers in southern Peru were struck by a mysterious illness after a meteorite made a fiery crash to Earth in their area, regional authorities said Monday.ADVERTISEMENTAround midday Saturday, villagers were startled by an explosion and a fireball that many were convinced was an airplane crashing near their remote village, located in

"Yarr... Cats."

2007-09-19T03:53:00.001-07:00

http://www.flickr.com/photos/88041888@N00/1405583468

It's International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

2007-09-19T03:35:00.000-07:00

Let us begin this Interational Talk Like A Pirate Day yee scurvy sea dogs wit this here news:Home torched by kids playing 'Pirates' gameA 16-year-old Bountiful girl and her 9-year-old relative accidentally torched their home Monday while acting out "Pirates of the Caribbean," fire officials said. The fire broke out about 6 p.m. at the rental home where the family was living near 300 West and 3200

Jack Thompson Decides He's In GTA IV, Internet laughs.

2007-09-18T12:05:00.000-07:00

Slashdot Says;"Outspoken anti-games lawyer Jack Thompson has decided that a representation of a 2nd amendment lawyer in GTA IV is a mocking version of him. He has declared that if the representation is not removed he will attempt to block the release of the game. Excerpt from GamePolitics: 'The showcasing play of the game to Game Informer revealed that the first killing mission of the hero of the

Drumming Gorilla - FTW.

2007-09-18T11:44:00.000-07:00

Everyone in the UK and or with Sky has prolly seen this but that isn't gonna stop me from posting it on the off chance that just one person who hasn't does. Great advert, and Phil Collins is the man.http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/index.php?storyID=8673The above site is also running an article on the advert here explaining the thinking behind it etc. All interesting shit. Phil Collins is getting

Moar Jokes...

2007-09-18T11:01:00.001-07:00

Inspired by the last post here are some jokes from my arsenal!-General Custer captures an Indian scout before the Battle of Little Big Horn, he's heard a lot about the skill of the scouts and decides to interrogate his prisoner."Ok savage," he says "You are going to tell me who is coming, what they are armed with and how many of them there are, understand?"The Indian nods, and kneels on the floor

So, a guy walks into a bar...

2007-09-18T10:47:00.000-07:00

No one knows when the first joke beginning with the six words "A guy walks into a bar . . ." was told, or how it went. Nevertheless, an entire genre of jokes has been created revolving around that opening scenario. Here's a sampling of some of the variants that have sprung up, many now involving animals or inanimate objects.http://notorc.blogspot.com/2007/09/anatomy-of-humor-5-

"Whoa, Whoa... Whoa... This is not my batman mug."

2007-09-18T10:21:00.000-07:00

Someone tries to sell Belgium on eBay.

2007-09-18T09:17:00.000-07:00

Hidden among the porcelain fox hounds and Burberry tablecloths on sale at eBay.be this week was an unusual item: "For Sale: Belgium, a Kingdom in three parts ... free premium: the king and his court (costs not included)."The odd ad was posted by one disgruntled Belgian in protest at his country's political crisis which reached a 100-day landmark Tuesday with no end in sight to the squabbling

"Your Mum Did It."

2007-09-18T09:02:00.001-07:00

We all love a good Tasering.

2007-09-18T07:54:00.000-07:00

BackgroundDuring a political rally at the University of Florida, a student described as "annoying" was tasered while attempting to ask Senator Kerry some questions regarding the 2004 election. I wish I could taser people I found annoying, that'd be fucking brilliant. Police are apparently "looking into" whether excessive force was used to prevent the student from going over his alloted question

"Now You Are Really Fucked."

2007-09-18T04:25:00.001-07:00

"I Guess The Cats Are Off The Hook?!"

2007-09-18T04:23:00.001-07:00